some games and junk

[goodmode]

i recently tried a couple of games, and i'm no reviewer but i gotta talk about them SOMEwhere


Graveyard Keeper
this game is basically Stardew Valley but you're in charge of fixing up a graveyard and also doing autopsies and secretly selling the meat to the local tavern and also sometimes the fancypants local priest visits and sometimes the inquisitor has a witch-burning social with you. i have never played Stardew Valley


Sewer Rave
so, you're attending a rave in a sewer, and there's rats there. mostly this is about exploring all the rooms and reading all the things the rats have to say (or squeak) to you, but there are also jumping puzzles sometimes, and there are five RAT ITEMS to collect and a door to unlock. i haven't finished this yet. i gotta be in the right mindset. the mindset to attend a RAT RAVE IN A SEWER. it's silly and fun and quirky. just be warned there are, sometimes, weird controls that kinda simulate being drunk or high, and loud music, and if you have epilepsy or severe motion sickness this game might not be a good match for you

they're fun i recommend them and i promised myself i'd stop wasting time with games when i should be doing art but ALAS, COGNITIVE SURPLUS THEORY OR WHATEVER

Comments

[tropicsbear]

Secretly selling corpse meat to the local tavern sounds like a good time tbh

[goodmode]

it is!! i feel sneaky and evil. i have a strong feeling i'm gonna accidentally turn into a necromancer. i dunno how that happens by accident but that's the vibe i'm getting lmao

[pegasuswrites]

Okay but Graveyard Keeper sounds fantastic - all it needs now is romance options. :')

[goodmode]

it is very good!! and at least in-universe there's a reason romance isn't really a thing - you play as a dude who has been thrust into the graveyard keeper life/job after being hit by a car. most of the dialogue when you meet new npcs is HOW DO I GET HOME MY BELOVED MUST BE SO WORRIED and that's kinda cool in its own way :^0

[pegasuswrites]

That's entirely reasonable. :') (Sorry, I was totally making fun of my own approach to playing Stardew.)

[goodmode]

NO SAME i've been a harvest moon fan since i was a little kid so believe me i am usually all over romance options. :'^D

[pegasuswrites]

There's something so adorable about picking out a spouse to share your farm with you. c': (Being a graveyard keeper with Issues sound pretty cool too, though...)